Rewind Then Press Play
"You say.
There's not place you'd rather be.
When you're lying next to me.
I say.
There's no one i'd rather see,
when you're lying to me.
You say.
that you never want to go
when you're lying next to me
I say.
That i want to take it slow.
when you're lying next to me.
Plastic Stars.
In our plastic galaxy."
-Freeze Pop
So I have a date tomorrow night with.. let's call him Mr.Oklahoma.
So Mr.OK and i have been talking on and off for a few weeks now,
VIA Myspace.
We've had a few opprotunities to meet eachother,
but something has always come up..
I don't worry about it, because the plans have never been concrete.
But tomorrow, we're getting Sushi at Hapa tomorrow at 6pm.
Hm.. i wonder what it'll be like.
However if i could give myself advice, it would be this.
1.) Look firece.
2.) Play to your strengths: Be funny, be cute.
3.) Offer to pay the bill.
4.) Avoid talking: you sound like a queer.
5.) Draw attention to your mouth and hair. Those are your best attributes.
6.) Do your "slight" smiles.
7.) Avoid the subject of your family. If it comes up, claim your entire family died except your brothers.
8.) Stare into his eyes when he tells you a personal story.
9.) Let him lean in first.
10.) Use Protection.
If i could offer him advice, it would be this.
1.) Look fierce. If you're wearing sweatpants, i'm walking out.
2.) Brush your teeth. And bring gum.
3.) Pay for the meal. I don't eat much, so embrace the fact that i am.
4.) Smile.
5.) don't be afraid to touch me.
6.) Make the first move. Or give me signs that i should make the first move.
7.) Wear Cologne.
8.) Don't ask me if i'm tight. That's tacky.
9.) Tell me I'm beautiful. And skinny. I'm very conceded
10.) Be honest.
Matty B.
