720.@73.8&4^ is going to change my life

So i was emailed an invite to set up an interview for a graphic design/ Web layout intership in denver.

WOW.

fingers crossed?

God i need this
Matty B.

Fucking Carrabbas

I need a new job.

Somewhere where i can be fabulous...

and do a good job about something i care about.

.. and frankly, italian food is low on my list.

Target? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

you MUST be joking
Matty B.

You're MOM needs to get a face job

I'm tired

and cranky

and full.

...because my manager at Carrabbas fed me.

i am not used to this feeling.

people are freaking out because they can see my ribs.
Ugh. i dont think there is anything wrong.

You need apwer bar, or a protein shake or something

Matty B.

Myofibrils make up muscle fibers. Bundles of muscle fibers make up muscles

I just finished work.
I am poor.

HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO PAY MY RENT?

and my stomach is killing me.

today was worthless, but at least i gt to see Mr.Perfect.


You know you love me
Matty B.

You Make Me Sick, Asshole.


fuck you.


You are pathetic. And you're pathetic because you choose to make your life that way. I was 15 and stuck in a homophobic town, getting the shit beat out of me every fucking day.

did i whine and complain? NO. i picked my ass up out of the dirt, and did something about it.

you're weak, and that's unattractive. if you think that you're going to get someone to fall in love with you because they feel bad for you, it's never going to happen.

Be a man, for christ sake's.

And it wouldn't have mattered if you had "got to Brady first".
Because he loves me,
and you're no competition.

i've stolen a BF from you before.
(hahah i shoulda laet you have him)

Grow up, and act like a 20 year-old, you pathetic fuck.

What do you expect me to do?
Break up wth Brady and tell him to date you?
Speak to you nicely when you're telling me that I'm a bad Boyfriend, and that i take him for granted?

You don't know him
and you definatly don't know me.

and before you try to,
figure out who you are.

The truth hurts, but someone has to say it, for christ's sake.


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On 5/21/2006 at 1:55 AM Matt wrote:
I wanted to say something to him but I never did.. I never got the nerve to, then you got to him before me.. Im saying I wont ask out another guy until 2009. Im tired of always being the one to do the first move to always bring him home.. I want to be asked out, I want to have dinner made for me. I want to be special.. I realize thats not going to happen but all I can do is hope. I read the message your bf left on your profile.. damn near made me cry.. Honstly.. I dont think he should have the uncertinity of a bf who goes to parties all the time without him... But im the hopeless romantic, who all he is, is hopeless..
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On 5/20/2006 at 4:52 PM I Make You Look Fat wrote:
2009?

what are you talking about?
Did you hit on my Boyfriend?

Write back.
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On 5/20/2006 at 12:23 PM Matt wrote:
Your one lucky SOB. Brady really loves you.. Hell Nick is sweet but not that sweet. Your damn luck and now 68 days ill loose everythnig and start back from square zero. Im giving up looking for guys. If one wants me, they have to ask me out. I am not going to ask ANYONE out until 2009.



Some people Let me fucking tell you.
the Nerve!

Keep Your Hands Off My Boyfriend, You Pathetic Fuck!
Matty B. :)

5am, and I'm still awake, eyes unblinking

Last night was a blast. i got to see some old friends, make some new ones..

It was an over all good night.

Heh It was fun

Kate, You bitch!
Matty B.

I see you lookin' at my pictures, and your dicks get hard.


i shaved my legs.
i'm excited to see Kate and Mr.StraightFag. He's confusing. But he's bringing kate, so i'm excited. i haven't seen her in a while.


So keep talkin' shit, go onto myspace, and leave me a comment
Matty B.

Get In, Get Off, Get Out


My room is clean.
it smells like satsuma and kiwi-strawberry, thanks to my double burning oil burner.


Oh yeah.

I went to Red Robin with the girls (AKA Miz.Guatamala, Miss.Superman, ad their two lezbo firends) and the waiter was not only scamming on me really hard (and i mean REALLY hard, but he gave us all of our drinks for free, and really hardcore flirted ith me.

Hrm. He was cute. but i have a very loving BF.

PLUS he works at Red Robin.


My neighbor is a cock ring

Matty B.

Were You Paying Matt's Billz?
SO i just finished my iPod Cover made out of duct tape.

It's tan with black diagonal lines, red vertical lines, and brown horozantal lines. (it's like a burberry knock off.. and my studio art teacher was like jizzing all over it)

It makes me happy.
Yay.


I'm thinking of going over to Nic's house thursday night.. I need a crazy night in Denver. it's been a while.


You know you love me
Matty B.

Have you ever fucked on CoCaine?

I got my job at Carrabba's. I have training on Saturday.

Miz.BigRed really wants me to work a Subway with her and Miss.Marraige.


...Do i really want to get my hands dirty for a lil money and good company?

you dig it
Matty B.

Check it out

www.myspace.com/lovethatbitchparis

Whatever, It's hott
Matty B.

Paris Hilton Speaks Japanese?

And Gnarls Barkley is my NEW love affair.
His "Crazy" Makes me cum in my pants.

..if i had pants on, that is.


FUCK mother's day.
and FUCK my mother.

that's brutal honesty, you dumb bitch

When will the drama be over?
Matty B.

No Amount of Manderin Massage Oil Can Cure This Pain

My feet are killing me.

They are literally the size of watermelons.
I don' think that i'll do drag for a while.

pictures will come soon.


...But you haven't seen the last of Pink Paris

If i don't get something to drink, i'm going to have a "seizure"
Matty B.

Idea Of Perfection


I tried to be smart. Uh oh.

So my One act is preforming tonight, and it freaks me out, because if they fuck up, then it definatly reflects poorly on me.
Whatever. they'll do fine, or i'll kill them all.

~

Fuck Photobucket

We're going to get gang raped. ...Except we're the gang, and he's going to rape all of us.


Dilemma.

My brother is leaving to go to Mongolia for 6 months, but Nic and Mr.SpeedRacer are throwing a HUGE party as usual.

It's only six months, right?

Whatever, You're Hott
Matty B.

I feel SO SICK. i guess i shouldn't eat McD's




oh. and Mr.Perfect rimmed me the other night.
it was a little bit amazing.

you know you're jealous
Matty B

Let me just vent...

FUCK EVERYONE!

Ho hum. So i was walking down the hallways, you know, minding my own business, and this UNDERCLASSSMAN calls me a faggot.

So i do the only thing Matty B. would do.

I turn around, walk up to him, and ask him politely ( loudly) to repeat what he just said to me.


.. he was clearly a little phazed that i had actually come up to him, but decided to walk away with his friend.

SO i call him a fucking asshole, and tell him to get his ass back here.

He picks up his step and kinda jogs away.


....all the while, a teacher was watching (not doing a god damn thing about it) and then comes up to me, an TELLS ME TO WATCH MY FOUL MOUTH LANGUAGE.
I told her to say that to the kid that just called me a Faggot, and then i told her to fuck off, and walked away.


i mean, i can't help it if i'm better than everyone, but CHRIST, you don't have to take your jealousy out on me. go jack off to my myspace pictures like every other "straight" boy.

you know you love to hate me

Matty B

Where Are You?


Guatamala Bean, I miss you so.

You know you want to be... Yeah.

Matty B

Things are back on track with Mr.Perfect.

And i feel like a new Woman.
.. maybe it's this pink wig that im wearing.

I'm excited to chill with Nic and FrAU MastaCheer. they are fantastic, and i love them.

(PS) Post more party pics everyone! I KNOW you have them

<3

Matty B

And If You Don't Like It, Then Vietnamese Food!

So i am sitting here listening to B Spears at the CU dorms, because i am REALLY cool like that. So i thought to myself, what is the meaning of life? Wait- That answer is easy. SO i thought of a harder answer: Should i go to Prom sober?There are MANY pros and cons to that question.

PRO SOBREITY:- I get to enjoy the full effect of me and my BF's senior prom- People won't look at my any funnier than they already do- My boyfriend won't be embarassed.- I won't make an ass out of myself. (or at least i won't be able to blame it on drugs or alcohol)- I won't be a slut.- It will be the Prom dream Mr. Perfect has always wanted

CON SOBRIETY:- I don't know any of the people in our limo, so i'll prolly be quiet and in the corner, and the Mr.Perfect will ask me what's wrong, and ill say nothing, and the evening will go down hill from there.- I won't get the FULL effect of prom.- I might get bored.- I'll be paranoid about the straight guys- I won't be the fABulous Matty B everyone knows me as.. I'll be ... Matthew..
- It won't be the Prom i've always wanted.


I Love Mr. Perfect. I mean, he's fucking Mr. Perfect, for christ's sake.
Sober it is.
You Know You LOVE Me
Matty B

BobinBoulder: Dude.. just blew a HUGE load all over
the place.


People are funny sometimes. One minute you are adding pictures to Myspace, and the next you have 9 people telling you that they are Jaking off to your pics.

Huh. Who'da thought?

~*~

I had this facial party last night (No jokes, PLZ , LOL) and there were over $500 in sales (because of the crazy deals) I got likt $100 in free Body Shop Crap.

Now i am going to be pretty AND smell like Satsuma.

You Know You Want To Be Me
Matty B

So I am Tired of all the Livejournal Bitches that are plauging my site. Ugh. Fuck LJ and all of the Drama. when will people realize that I am pretty because I care, smell good, because I wash, and am Fabulous because i was born that way?

It's hard being perfect. You just need to exhert a little bit of effort.

You know You Want Me
MattyB