Gonna Get You Bitch! Gonna Get You... BITCH!
People are funny sometimes.
I think that my biggest feat with men, is that everyone is so... CLOSED.
seriously, if a man is going to take you out, but be closed to you emotionally,
they should have a sign hung around their neck saying:
"Caution!
Emotionally Unavailable!"
I seriously find the most beautiful perfect men, and i always later find out that all they want is to fuck me.
Or worse, after we're finished, they always stare into my eyes, as if they are trying to figure me out.
Well here I am, in a few sort statements:
I'm adorable. Not sexy, not hot, cute and adorable.
I'm poor.. and considering you're the one fucking me, you get to pay for dinner.. otherwise, i'm not going to be hungry.
I'm emotionally available to people who don't give me bullshit.
I will be the most amazing person, if you let me.
Oh yeah... I'm a GREAT fuck, but i'm even better at making love.
Simple.
I wish people could have little blurgs like that.
maybe 'll start making t-shirts.. with whats good and bad about you.
then everyone can wear them around, and i'l know who's personality I can deal with, and who i should just avoid completely.
just tell me if i need to avoid you, or if i'm going to love you.
tell me if you want ME, or just my body.
that simple.
What can I say?
I lead a "simple life"
reference anyone?
... damn i'd better eat a cube of cheese.
Matty B.
