Sunday, July 16, 2006

One part lies, One part female, Two parts DRAMA

We ran into two people today, as they were leaving Sephora.
(i had just got off work, and we were on the way to re-apply our lipgloss and head to the car to go for a tan and swim at my pool)
We'll call these people Mr.EuroGay and Mr.PocketBitch.
So, Miss Business went to school with Mr.EuroGay and Mr.PocketBitch, and had befriended them a few years ago.
They both graduated, so she tried to keep contact with them.

Excited to see eachother, they exchanged hugs and kisses, while i just stood there looking disgusted at Mr.PocketBitch. (he's quite raunchy)
Naturally, to keep the meaningless banter going, i asked what they had purchased.
..and they said they had just bought birthday presents for a REALLY good friend of MissBusiness.

Of course that led to the talk of the party, theme, etc.. and Miss Business realized that she had not been invited.
Hm.
So we talk about it all the way home from the mall,
She's talking all quiet and mousy (which REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS, i might add)
wondering why no one likes her,
BLAH BLAH.
So i called her out on her shit.

I said you need to pull your shit together,
stop crying,
and talk to (we'll call her Miz JK) Miz JK and figure it out.
call her out on her shit,
and see what the fuck is going on!"

She just sits there,
pouting on the couch,
telling me to ignor that she's upset.

I already offered my condolences
I already offered my advice,
If you're not going to do anything about the sitch,
you have NO right to be upset, right?

..However i do note that it was REALLY fucked up of Miz Jk not to invite her
(or ME for that matter)

Whatever, They're Just Jealous That I'm Hot, And They're NOT.
Matty B.