Cause I Will Be Your Safety

This weekend blew by like I whirlwind.
I started with Friday night drinking with Big Red and MissJK.
It was so much fun to see those girls again,
I always had so much fun with them.
I had one of the BEST nights of my life,
Which was followed by the WORST hangover ever.
Followed by an apology telephone call to Mr.OZ.
The girls told me that I was drunk calling him,
And talking to him,
While laying on my bathroom floor.
His boyfriend didn’t enjoy the things I had to say,
So the little PocketBitch [Volume 2]
Emailed me,
Saying he’s fed up with me,
Blah blah.
Too bad he doesn’t know that everyone hates him.

The girls and Angel came over to my apartment Saturday night.
They got wasted and I DD.
It wasn’t all bad,
But it was followed by Angel storming out in the middle of the night,
And MissMoney crying in my bed.
Things were really crazy this weekend.
I just want to sleep it off.

I don’t think I’ve ever needed to et laid so much in my life.
I swear to god, I need to get fucked so badly It would be with almost anyone.
G’ah!

*sigh*

What the hell?!
Matty B.