Monday, August 07, 2006

Ha Ha Who Ha, Ha Who Ha, Ha Who Ha Who Ha.

So we went to coffee tonight at the 24 hour starbucks with Mr.OK and (let's call him Mr.Squeak, yes, as in pip squeak.)and his sister.

So I'm sitting in the living room watching my favorite show ever {Making the Band III} and Mr.OK text's Mr.Squeak to see what he is doing. (Apparently i need to make a more consious effort to be nice to him) So we go to coffee.

Sitting.
Talking.
Mindless babble about nothing.
Followed by Mr.Squeak reminding everyone that at our previous coffee rendez-vous i thought buffalo burgers were made out of chicken.. Asshole.
ANYWAYS,
Him and his sister abruptly move to another table,
so that they can talk to a different friend, who ABSOLUTLY CANNOT sit at our table with us.. He needs "privacy" of sorts.

An hour passes,
my phone dies,
Mr.OK is freaking me out with his fake foot fetish,
pretending he's going to lick my foot, ETC.

They re-join us,
the sister wants us to come in and buy products from her salon..
holy AWK.

So i hear some beeping.
I ignore it,
Look around,
and go about the conversation.

BEEP.
Hm.

BEEP BEEP.
Hm..

I look over to the little excuse of a man,
and i see that the minute he closes his phone,
My boyfriend's phone lights up.
Knowing me to not be the jealous type, [HA]
I naturally assume the worst.
And what does he confirm?
He mentions that Mr.OK's best friend from Oklahoma is fat.
Then he mentions her by name.

SO

1.) He's texting my boyfriend.
2.) He's More than happy to drive to some random place in the middle of the night to see "us" (him)
3.)He goes to his myspace, and is familliar enough with it to know his friends, and the name of his friends.
4.) So kindly keeps pointing out how stupid i am.

WO
Think Twice Before You Touch My Girl, COme Around, Let Ya Feel The Burn
Matty B.