Papperazzi, Handcuffs, and Dragon Breath
SO I went to court today.
but the decision whether or not that I go home was postponed 'till friday.
Oh yeah.
My mother called in thr troops: My Stepmother: 3rd Reicht Nazi.
so 3rd Reicht Nazi came in to court today, and she was all nice, tell me how much she loves and misses me.. and then invites me to Thanksgiving Dinner. Hm.
We're called up to the stand, and right as the judge congratulates me on completeing my apps to college, bringing up ALL of my grades, (some from F's To A's), and paying ff my debt, he starts to move on to the next case.
NOT SO FAST.
My mother pipes in. (while being proded in the back with a flaming pitchfork, by Mrs.3rd Reicht)
"I don't approve of my son's lifestyles, and he needs to come home."
The courtroom goes silent, and she continues:
"He got expelled from Fairview last semester because of attendance issues [LIE] (i transferred schools), I've seen him driving his friend's cars [LIE] (she lives 50 miles away from me. AT LEAST. That would impossible, because she is too busy [and i quote] "Working two jobs taking care of her children, as a SINGLE mother) [LIE], and he lives in an unsafe environment [LIE] ( I have a SOBER house. You can't get much more safe than that).
So We're excused from the courtroom, and as I walk by Mrs.3rd Reicht, she gives me the DEATH GLARE.
So i simply stop and say," Oh Sorry, I think I JUST made plans for thanksgiving. Perhaps another time."
She goes into a rage, and starts yelling at me, the second i get out of the courtroom.
She's screaming at my back, and grabs my wrist, and digs her nails in.
I turn around at her, and my Gaurdian ad Litem (GAL) steps inbetween her and i and quietly says,
"Let go of him, right now."
She replies (clearly IRATE)," Who the fuck are you?"
My GAL says, clearly put off my Mrs.3rd Reicht," Um.. I'm an officer of the court, and if you don't let go of him, you will be -"
and before she could finish her sentance, Mrs.3rd Reicht throws her hands in the air, and screams about how she's know me for 8 years, and that- well, that' all I heard, because the second i was released, I had my GAL shuffle me into a nearby room, while security was called on Mrs.3rd Reicht.
-10 Minutes Later-
My GAL, two (LARGE) Probation officers, and two Police officers surrounded me, and ushered me out of the little room, and down the hallway, while my Mrs.3rd Reicht was being deferred by two security gaurds. As we we walked out of the room, I spotted Mis.Buisness, and i motioned her to come over, and join me. As she walks up to me, the Officer looks at her, then at me, and was about to block her, but I quickly notified them that she was in the clear. She grabbed my hand, and our entourage scurried down the hallways to some back room in the middle of the Boulder Courthouse, so that we'd be safe.
It was VERY B.Spears.
My security moment of the day.
Very Hott. (the Security gaurds, that is)
My, "FAMILY" (if you could call them that) were personally escorted from the building 10 minutes later.
All i know, is that my cell is back on, i have some money, i just finished making my fake tits, and I am ready to be the QUEEN of PRIDE tomorrow.
Oh JUST WAIT.
It feels good to have someone (or PEOPLE) on your side.
:)
Matty B.
