So i am sitting here listening to B Spears at the CU dorms, because i am REALLY cool like that. So i thought to myself, what is the meaning of life? Wait- That answer is easy. SO i thought of a harder answer: Should i go to Prom sober?There are MANY pros and cons to that question.
PRO SOBREITY:- I get to enjoy the full effect of me and my BF's senior prom- People won't look at my any funnier than they already do- My boyfriend won't be embarassed.- I won't make an ass out of myself. (or at least i won't be able to blame it on drugs or alcohol)- I won't be a slut.- It will be the Prom dream Mr. Perfect has always wanted
CON SOBRIETY:- I don't know any of the people in our limo, so i'll prolly be quiet and in the corner, and the Mr.Perfect will ask me what's wrong, and ill say nothing, and the evening will go down hill from there.- I won't get the FULL effect of prom.- I might get bored.- I'll be paranoid about the straight guys- I won't be the fABulous Matty B everyone knows me as.. I'll be ... Matthew..
- It won't be the Prom i've always wanted.
I Love Mr. Perfect. I mean, he's fucking Mr. Perfect, for christ's sake.
Sober it is.
Matty B
