How to be Mr.Perfect [REVISED AND REVISITED]

!.) Don't lie.
It's that simple. be forethcoming with information.. because if you don't tell us, you're lying by omission.

2.) If you fuck me, buy me dinner.
Whether you know it or not, it hurts. Yes i enjoy it, but what would help heal, ould be a pancake.

3.) Tell me you love me first.
..and if you don't love me, don't lie and say you do.

4.)Be spontanious. EASY.
Buy me a surprise gift. Show up unexpected. Leave me a cute note on my door.

5.) Tell me i'm beautiful.
..even if i'm not.

I know we'll make it if we try
Matty B.